Nader for Dictator!
We all know there is no logical reason to vote for Bush because he is a complete idiot. But is the alternative that much better? As I watch this debate, I realize as one of my friends pointed at to me that Kerry is talking out his ass. No one really knows what they what they want to do. Bush has gotten us into a holy mess and no one can it. Even Kerry could get us on the way up, there is no way he can totaly fix it in four years. So now, I will give you my alternative option that everyone should truly consider:
Vote Nader (for Dictator!)
It's the only way to go. Dictatorship is the wave of the future, and is my main aspiration for life. We could even add some socialism and communism in there if you'd like. We'd set up a Utopian society in which we all live on communes. We'd become allies with the Chinese and Koreans and dominate the world. And wiht the reintroduction of dictatorship, there would be no reason we couldn't bring back the Hitler 'stash. We could even make it mandatory. So, what do you think? Its definently the best option. Think about it!
-Nader for Dictator Campaign Chair- Mark Dowell